Potato Po-ta-to, Mosquito Mo-SQUASH-O!
The fourth badge of Grown Up Summer Camp is the Mosquito Mo-Squash-O Badge.
How do you know if you have earned this badge well :
1) This badge goes out to anyone who seems to be the mosquito’s favorite watering hole. If you can put on 8 layers of Deet filled bug spray and still play connect the dots with your bug bites, then you my friend have earned this badge.
Bonus point for the following:
A) Attempting to wear pants and a sweatshirt in 90 degree heat to try to not get bitten. (which ultimately will not work because they are sneaky bastards)
B) Walking around looking like a citronella bracelette Christmas tree.
C) Racking up the highest mosquito squash count for the night. (You deserve a beverage for that!)
D) Giving up and retreating inside to lather yourself with Cortizone and watch the Sandlot!
If you qualify then you, my fellow camper, have earned the Mosquito Mo-Squash-O Badge! Congratulations because you have the tastiest blood in town. (Halloween is coming, maybe watch out for vampires!)
Have another way in which you feel you qualify for this badge of honor? Email me and let me know!
Until next week… Happy Camping! Only 2 more badges to go!